Morrisons Milk Chocolate Malted Milk Biscuits 250g

Oh God, these Morrisons Milk Chocolate Malted Milk Biscuits are actually quite nice, you know. They've got this 250g pack with the traditional cow-stamped biscuits, but they've gone and covered one side in milk chocolate, haven't they? It's like a proper upgrade from the regular ones. I mean, they're not exactly sophisticated or anything, but they're perfect with a cup of tea when Del's gone and made one of his dodgy deals. Just don't let him see them or he'll have the whole packet gone before you can say "plonker." Bit of a treat, really. - Rodney Trotter